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I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing

Posted by Wes Decker on February 23, 2009

In lieu of a blog tonight, please enjoy this Phoenix original haiku:

a white plastic spork
met three silver spoons last night
stuck-up spoons are dumb

In other news, I am tired. See you all next week.

The little hand says it’s time to rock and roll,

Phoenix

PS This comic is officially posted, because my Twitter says it is.

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Rachel Ray Scares Me A Little

Posted by Wes Decker on February 9, 2009

Sorry about the short hiatus, folks. But I told you we’d be back with something pretty! Yay!

So, RHoM.omg’s first anniversary is quickly approaching. I know, right? We’ve got a couple things in the works to celebrate, so stay tuned! On that note, anyone have any ideas/requests for tshirts? We’d like to roll those out rather soon, and “fan” input would be appreciated (send your ideas to rhomcomics@gmail.com)!

Couple small changes and one larger planned change here on the RHoM site. I’ve updated the first two strips to be consistent with later, larger sizes. So that’s exciting. Also on the docket is removing the images from the Comic Archive page to make it a little easier on those with slow internet (you’re welcome, Mom and Dad). So keep an eye out for that.

OH ALSO please update your bookmarks from rhom.tk to rhomomg.wordpress.com. Fantastically awesome. Thank you. See you all next week.

I don’t like the way the sky sounds,

Phoenix

PS I wrote this comic pantsless.

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“Power, Wisdom and Courage” Would Be A Good Band Name

Posted by Wes Decker on January 26, 2009

The gang went shopping. You can tell it’s the same day because they’re all in the same clothes, clearly. I decided that a strip of them saying, “I think we need to go to the store.” “You’re right! Let’s go.” “Yes, let’s shall.” would be pretty lame. So we’ll fill up this week’s blog with that lameness instead, and give you some nice video game humor in the comic proper. And don’t you worry, you’ll see more of Gene, Neph, and Captain Bob soon. Oh, also the eventual return of MYSTERY GIRL. Keep your britches on. You too, ladies.

Keep an eye out on the rest of the site, such as our Comic Archive, a quick and easy (and updated weekly!) way to check out the newest comic without cutting through all this blog nonsense, our characters page with info about our crazy cast and soon to be updated with ZOMG PICTURES, or maybe even our comic info or author info pages. That’s all the self-promotion for today. I’ll let Artista promote her art blog on her own frakking time. See y’all next week.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less travelled by,

Phoenix

PS If you have been accessing our site via the url rhom.tk, please update your bookmarks, etc. to rhomomg.wordpress.com. Thank you!

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Gahh Frakking Title

Posted by Wes Decker on January 12, 2009

My gods there is something about that color of polo shirts that screams, well, something. You can fill in the blank as you wish.

Spring semester started today for me, hense the late-ish post. Well, it’s still Monday, so it’s not late. We’ve been on time or early every comic this year so far! Whoo! Let’s try and keep that going. That’s our resolution to you, the readers. In return, your resolution to us should be to tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW about our comic. Spread the word, people!

Well, if you will excuse me, I’m feeling a little under the weather. That’s all the blog you get for this week, people. See you next week, with exciting new developments for our heroes!

When I’m sick, I stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.

Phoenix

PS Phoenix earned the achievement [Birthday]
Phoenix received loot [Bag of Holding]

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Big Bang Chuck Office Your Mother

Posted by Wes Decker on December 22, 2008

Extra super long bonus awesome extended director’s cut special comic this week! Merry Christmas, etc. We may or may not be back next week, so everyone enjoy family time and their holidays.

Stiney! Fetch me a danish!

Phoenix

PS Does your family have a manzanita Christmas tree?

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I Can Never Remember What I Want To Blog

Posted by Wes Decker on December 14, 2008

So the new wordpress dashboard layout is weird. And somehow it doesn’t want to upload the comics correctly. So I’ve got to copy code from previous posts and edit them to post the new images. Tragic, I know.

On a different note, here is a list of things that someday I hope to say with sincerity:
-“foolish mortals”
-“shields up, weapons online”
-“I don’t know how you broke into my secret moon base, but I swear it’s the last mistake you’ll ever make”
-“hand me my jetpack, let’s get out of here”

I’m sure that list will grow. How was everyone’s weekend? Cold? Rainy? Awesome? Or all of those just the same thing? Because I know they are. Seriously though. It’s getting chilly out there. Make sure you bundle up, kids.

Also, don’t you hate it when people verb made-up nouns? I know I do.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

Phoenix

PS oh my gosh amazing. Thanks, Audra.

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Wie Sagt Man DINOSAUR

Posted by Wes Decker on November 23, 2008

Today’s television adventures included Jurassic Park on Telemundo, Mythbusters, and the British House of Commons on C-SPAN. I gotta tell ya, British politics is a spectator sport. American politics have got nothing on those Limeys. I’m sure some of the “best of” House of Commons meetings could be found on the youtubes. I’d recommend checking it out.

Here’s a break from OMGDRAMA. Plus, I’m sure you were getting tired of Charlie and Rose. Figured we should see just what Wednesday and Paige have been up to. The usual, it seems.

Happy (American) Thanksgiving in advance, everyone. Hope you all have safe trips back home, as the case may be, and enjoy family time and such. See you all next week.

Indeed.
Phoenix

PS Bacon. It’s the food that makes other food worth eating.

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I Still Like His Shirt

Posted by Wes Decker on November 17, 2008

I don’t have a lot to say this week, other than Death Knights are pretty awesome and as I am posting this I’m watching an infomercial on the spanish channel for the Magic Bullet. No joke. It’s definitely making my hungry. Maybe I should ask for a Magic Bullet for my birthday…

Sorry folks for the downer comic. Bummed myself out a big just writing it. Promise we’ll be back next week with more comedy and less tragedy.

Sedagive! Give him the sedagive!

Phoenix

PS Seriously. Magic Bullet in spanish. I suppose it’s bad that I’ve seen this infomercial enough in english to know what they’re saying.

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I Want That Shirt

Posted by Wes Decker on November 3, 2008

I made sure not to cover up Charlie’s awesome shirt this week. It’s a bit of an inside joke with the folks at RHoM, some twisted bastard hybrid of Office Space and The Legend of Zelda. We’ve always associated it with Link wearing bling. Maybe that’s just us. I like it.

Hope you all enjoyed our little holiday bonus comic. I’ve enjoyed thinking of fun things to dress our characters up as, and I think Artista has enjoyed giving those ideas life.

I think that’s the groove we’ve started to settle down in to. I’ve always been more of an idea man, not quite so good on the follow-through. I’m thankful to have such a good friend as our Artista to help put those ideas to some use. We’ve got a good thing going on, I think.

Did everyone have a safe and awesome Hallowe’en weekend? I know I did. Best Hallowe’en ever, I might even say. Only three people recognized our costumes. One was a zombie girl working at the haunted house/trail thing. She gave me a high five. It was awesome.

I never kid about quiche,
Phoenix

PS Who else would want an awesome shirt? Leave some ideas in the comment section!

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Happy Hallowe’en!

Posted by Wes Decker on October 31, 2008


Clearly a bonus midweek comic makes up for the lack of updates lately. Enjoy our bonus Hallowe’en special!

Here’s the internet video sources for the costumes:
-Gene Romano as Gary Brolsma
-Neph Sancho as Dr. Tran (language warning!)
-Charlie Lamaine as Pen the Human
-Paige Turner as the Dramatic Chipmunk
-Mr. Wednesday as George Washington (language warning!)
-Rose Radley as the Dancing Banana

Runner-ups include Kenya, Badger, Self-Defense, The End of the World¬†and of course Dr. Horrible. Hope you all have a safe and fun Hallowe’en.

Peculiar thing about this document, it was never notarized,
Phoenix

PS What are all of YOU going to be for Hallowe’en?

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